Operation: Al Pastor

“My culture is a very dominant culture, and it’s imposing and it’s causing problems. If you don’t do something about it, you’re going to have taco trucks on every corner.” -Marco Gutierrez, founder of the group Latinos for Trump

Political power comes from control of the human heart; we believe the way to a person’s heart is through the stomach. We will win you over by your tastes, because of your need of flavor and spice. This is the basis of our strategy of subjugation and acceptance. Our culinary spice bombs will decimate your taste buds, leaving your mouth wanting. It is through carefully planned infiltration, we have invaded your culture, making Taco Tuesday a common phrase, salsa one of the top condiments and avocado a must add-on to your meal. Behold America! The power of the (TACO) Tactically Appetizing Culinary Offensive!!!